Thursday, April 3, 2008

Secret Invasion 1

Sl'jk here, letting you in on some information. So, you want to know who was revealed to be a Skrull? Well, we have revealed three of our agents, and another one also impersonated somebody, although only for a short time. We had an agent impersonate Invisible Woman and he was able to mess up the Negative Zone portal in the Baxter Building, which ended up, causing a huge rift in the middle of NYC, which is distorting space. Our agent disguised as Dum Dum Dugan blew up S.W.O.R.D. headquarters in space, setting them back massively and causing many casualties. Our agent disguised as Edwin Jarvis was able to insert a Skrullian computer virus into Tony Stark's systems, completely messing up all systems he is connected with, including his Iron Man armor and the locking mechanisms at the Raft and the Cube. Our agent disguised as Hank Pym (aka Yellowjacket) took out Reed Richards who had discovered the secret behind our newfound way to disguise ourselves from technology and magic and enhanced senses. Oh, and a mystery for you Terrans: Why do we keep saying, "He loves you," before enacting our missions. Also, one of our ships crashed with superheroes inside. Out of it popped old-school versions of Emma Frost, Spider-Man, Luke Cage, Thor, Beast, Wonder Man, Invisible Woman, Phoenix, Iron Man, Vision, Scarlet Witch, Jewel, Mockingbird, Captain America, Ms. Marvel and Wolverine. Okay, that's all well and good for you Terrans, but wait? Spider-Man, Luke Cage, Wolverine, Wonder Man, Iron Man and Ms. Marvel all already were investigating the crashed ship. Who are the Skrulls there?

He loves you.


Foilball said...

hehe, awesome.

Pi_3.14159... said...

I don't find it quite as awesome, as he just keeps taking my blog away for a day at a time. Sure, I love Skrulls, but this is kind of crazy.

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